Senhora Feio

Today at Dunks I asked for a coffee and a blueberry scone. When I got to the window the senhora says do you want blue erry or has erry. I say, what? blueberry she says OK haserry. So when her amiga comes to the window I say, what is in that bag and she says it's a hasberry scone. I say what kind? Ya know hasberry and white chocolate I say oh you mean RASPBERRY? I want blueberry. On her way to change and spit on my scone her and her amiga jibber in Portuguese about me. So you betcha I wait 10 minutes for my .40 cent change that they think they are entitled to. I won't even bore anyone with my tirades on speaking English in the US and sending home all illegals. I just want to tell all the senhoras and senoritas out there that us whiteys are on to your game. I know you are calling me a fat bitch and you know what? I don't care. Call me whatever you want and give me all of your attitude while you work your minimum wage job because had you just been courteous, you would of been .40 richer tonight.