Driving in Snow

Dear Massachusetts Drivers:
A new phenomenon is happening now that the temperatures have dropped to below 32. It is called snow. You will recognize it because it is white and covers the roadways making the surface areas slicker than a sunny day in July. When you see this new phenomenon snow, it is best to take your speed down to 70 and perhaps increase the space between your front and their rear bumper to 4 inches instead of 2.

Adhering to the above suggestions will of course make everyone's commute less delightful as we won't be able to slow down and gawk at the accident on the other side of the highway where someone has rear ended the person in front of them. But we will all have much more time to put on our make up, talk on our cell phones and eat our breakfasts!

Hurry up and Date Me

As part of my 2003 resolution to begin dating again I will be participating in "Hurry Date" http://www.hurrydate.com/boston/index.html on January 22 (Wednesday). It's for old hags like me who want to meet older hag men. Who's in? Someone is coming with me, I don't care if your married or not. Deb, can you sit outside with a walkie and tell me flirty things to say to my guys in 3 minutes???