Cuddlin with the Belle

The Belle has encountered this phenomena only a few times: a man who the Belle has recently met wants to stay the night at the Belle's shoebox one bed apartment. He says, I know we aren't going to sleep together but I just want to CUDDLE. Let me preface this by saying the Belle does not like to be touched and appreciates personal space at all times. Despite men thinking they are clever the Belle (and every woman in the entire universe) knows EXACTLY what men are thinking:
1. I'm getting laid to-night
2. Minimum, oral
3. I'll work on her all night and get morning sex
4. Once she sees the size of my package she will not resist

Just to be crystal clear this is what the Belle (and every woman in the entire universe) is thinking:

1. I didn't shave my legs
2. I don't want to be kept awake all night by snoring and farting
3. Your morning breath is more repulsive than your evening breath
4. I'd like to see the size of your wallet and it paying for a date then I won't resist

8 Mile Belle

I pay 6 bucks for a movie cause I'm thrifty
Used a coupon to not pay 9 fifty
Eatin chowder with my main girl P
She make the waitress all stress-e
All complaining cause the food aint hot
we get it back now it's got snot