testing titles again

is this working?

last chance for titles to show up

OK, just don't get it

Hail Queen Irishbelle!

Hail Queen Irishbelle!
I can figure out how to put crap like this on a damn page but not a title.....

where title where

title here?

Those (*#&$)&#) Titles

why will the darn titles not show up???

Shall I send over my Sex neighbors???

I'm sure Andrew the nice young lad who gave us the grill would find an old lady screaming in X T C very entertaining.
Certainly worth beating off to.

Got this off another blog from someone who is competing for the Horses Ass of the Year award. Although I like how he insists on being addresses as Hail King. For now on everyone address me as Hey Queen......

To Whom It May Concern:
This is an open letter to anyone that may have or do talk to me using the AOL Instant Messanger. Today, I cleared up screennames off of my big ass buddylist. It went from 74 to like 24. This means that If I have not talked to you at least once a week, you are eliminated from THE LIST. If you want to continue your listed status, you MUST do the following:


1. Contact me at LEAST once a week.
2. If you had more than one (1) screen names, pick a name you use most and tell me. I have decided to keep only one (1) screen name per person on THE LIST(there are exceptions.)
3. Notify me immediatly of change of screenname by filling out Change Of SN Form (#SN1903) which can be picked up at various local sources.
4. Any major changes to your online schedule must be approved by me at least two (2) weeks in advance. All Sudden changes will be dealt with swiftly and strictly with the removal of your screenname(s) from THE LIST.
5. Use form #RF4928 to refer any non-listed screennames to be added to THE LIST. If this is not possible, please teach the possible 'buddy' the following method of conversation:
-Greet me with a simple "Hail King"
-Never use the term "wassup" in my presence.
-Keep conversations to a minimum and a two line maximum is placed on all incoming conversation.
-Ask permission to end the conversation.
-NEVER, I repeat NEVER block any incoming messages by me. This is a punishable offence.
6. To be reinstated to THE LIST once removed, a 200 word essay is required, stating the reason and plee to me on why you think I should reinstate you in THE LIST.
Prashant D, PhD
President of THE LIST.

Go to Church at 10 on Sunday, not 9 and I just look at like I don't need an alarm as apparently my neighbor is some sort of 50 year old recovering alcholic magician in the sack.

Your neighbors

At least they don't have sex every Sunday at 9:00 sharp with the girl faking the loudest orgasm heard since "When Harry Met Sally". Stop bitching at your neighbors because next time we need a grill, they won't give it to us!